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"Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic."
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"I can eat you at breakfast, not because I am a monster; it is only because you are too cute and yummy."
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"Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded."
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"Confidence, is like a belt worn around the waist. Wear it too tight, you come off cocky and arrogant, wear it too loose, you come off timid and a walk over, but wear it fit and snug, it will uphold you in every step of the way."
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"I always knew he was selfish and self-indulgent and kind of lazy, those are practically prerequisites for playing lead guitar."
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"I'm genetically programmed to be a terrible person."
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"How can a man's candour be seen in all its lustre unless he has a few failings to talk of? But he had an agreeable confidence that his faults were all of a generous kind-impetuous, arm-blooded, leonine; never crawling, crafty, reptilian."
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"Be charming."
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"Don't ignore me. I only get more annoying."
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"Now I feel like James Bond. Suave and intelligent, breaking all the codes while looking fabulous."
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"Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn't the whole issue. Vanity must wait."
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"I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck."
Emotion
"Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?"
Humor
"But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse...."
Insecurity
"Rivera rubbed his temples. 'Satan told you to do it?' he said wearily.'No.''Elvis?''I told you, it's supernatural."
Supernatural
"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."
Parenting
"You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."
Belief
"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."
Imagination
"Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate."
Philosophy
"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him...."
Satire
"Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter."
Supernatural
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