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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
"I say let the world go to hell, but I should always have my tea."
Explore more quotes by Stephen Leacock
"It's called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy."
"The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine."
"There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit."
"Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult."
"A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."
"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
"It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required."
"Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
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