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"I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun."
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"For women who turn to welfare, Big Brother becomes Husband."
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"A lot of women are turned off by the physical appearance of some of the first feminists."
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"It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women - but he can think of them as he ought - as sisters, not as sparring partners."
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"I never analyze why I was with one woman instead of another."
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"No matter what else they're doing, women are also always nurturing."
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"Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women."
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"One of the speakers asked how many women had been harassed or abused sexually in their life? There were thousands of women in the audience, and almost every one of them raised her hand."
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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
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"Western women have been controlled by ideals and stereotypes as much as by material constraints."
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"To this day I get mail from women who say, I went to law school because of your song. But I would hate to think out of the wide spectrum of things I have done in my career, that's all I would be remembered for."
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"Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit."
God
"Never let the fear of striking out get in your way."
Fear
"I had only one superstition. I made sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run."
Home
"The way a team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don't play together, the club won't be worth a dime."
Success
"I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun."
Woman
"I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands."
Anger
"I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco."
Experience
"Don't let the fear of striking out hold you back."
Fear
"Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks."
Advice
"Reading isn't good for a ballplayer. Not good for his eyes. If my eyes went bad even a little bit I couldn't hit home runs. So I gave up reading."
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