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"Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions."
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"A man has generally the good or ill qualities, which he attributes to mankind."
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"Every record that you do man, is sooo different in every way."
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"Look at the means which a man employs, consider his motives, observe his pleasures. A man simply cannot conceal himself!"
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"Speak slowly, Michael. He is an honourable man."
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"When men make themselves into brutes it is just to treat them like brutes."
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"You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year."
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"I have done my duty by the laws of my people and I am sorry my people were led this time by men who were not soldiers and that crimes were committed of which I had no knowledge."
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"Nothing is poetical if plain daylight is not poetical; and no monster should amaze us if the normal man does not amaze."
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"A man ought to read just as inclination leads him, for what he reads as a task will do him little good."
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"A man may build a complicated piece of mechanism, or pilot a steamboat, but not more than five out of ten know how the apple got into the dumpling."
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"There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary."
Fashion
"What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers."
Emotional
"To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent."
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"Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling."
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"If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry."
God
"The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting."
History
"Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print."
Religion
"The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot."
Computer
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Car
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."
Humor
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