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"The bat is gone, but the smile remains."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."
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"Judgment traps you within the limitations of your comparisons. It inhibits freedom."
Judgment
"It's supposed to be fun, the man says 'Play Ball' not 'Work Ball' you know."
Fun
"Unfortunately, inner feelings and potential are often stunted by our parents, relatives or peers."
Emotional
"Human beings are pampered by the Lord. Their real tests don't come until later in life."
Life
"I eventually became proud of my strikeouts, because each one represented another learning experience."
Experience
"Life is one big transition."
Life
"The Giants were a good team, but our biggest enemy was said to be Candlestick Park."
Enemy
"I was bred as an outcast, part Negro and part Seminole, in my early years raised as an Indian."
Identity
"You only have a few years to play this game and you can't play it if you're all tied up in knots."
Sports
"I've witnessed thousands of superior athletes try to becomes hitters and fail at it."
Athletes
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