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Erma Bombeck

"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."

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"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."

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Erma Bombeck
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

Time

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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

Family

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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"Children make your life important."

Life

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

Humor

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

Car

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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"You can endure every hardship with hope."

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"How well you cross a storm of life determines your testimony about it."

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"I have both the violent turbulence of the storm and the quiet promises of God in the storm. And what I must work to remember is that something is not necessarily stronger simply because it's louder."

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"Calm skies don't make skillful eagles."

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"When relationship is gone, the strength for life is gone and there is no more energy to live."

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"Stand tall like a tower of God."

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"The obstacles are man-made, so we can overcome with divine-strength."

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"Believe in yourself up here and it will make you stronger than you could ever imagine."

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"A thought can be cast down by speaking out loud words of resistance and words of God."

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"Happiness has two hands: one with strength for lifting up heavy hearts and a gentle hand for tickling."

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