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Erma Bombeck

"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."

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"Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub."

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Amber Hurdle

"The strength of criticism lies in the weakness of the thing criticized."

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"Method is more important than strength, when you wish to control your enemies. By dropping golden beads near a snake, a crow once managed To have a passer-by kill the snake for the beads."

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Amber Hurdle

"You have been told that, even like a chain, you are as weak as your weakest link.This is but half the truth.You are also as strong as your strongest link.To measure you by your smallest deed is to reckon the power of the oceanby the frailty of its foam.To judge you by your failures is to cast blame upon the seasons for their inconstancy."

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Amber Hurdle

"Unless you refuse the bad things happening to you, you will continue to suffer with your own consent!"

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Amber Hurdle

"When we feel ourselves very weak, life will look immensely powerful and ruthless! The extent of our power is the key factor in determining how powerful life is! The stronger we are the weaker the life will be!"

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"Her eyes were full of a hot liquid (she did not think of tears at first) which, without disturbing the firmness of her lips, made the air thick, rolled down her cheeks. She had perfect control of herself-Oh, yes!-in every other way."

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Amber Hurdle

"Happiness has two hands: one with strength for lifting up heavy hearts and a gentle hand for tickling."

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Amber Hurdle

"There are only two forces in the world, the sword and the spirit. In the long run the sword will always be conquered by the spirit."

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"Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our vital resources are than we had supposed."

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"She would roll up her sleeves and dispense with sentimentality, and do whatever blood-soaked, bad-smelling thing had to be done. She would become adept with axes."

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Erma Bombeck
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

Humor

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Erma Bombeck
"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

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Erma Bombeck
"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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Erma Bombeck
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."

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Erma Bombeck
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

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"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."

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Erma Bombeck
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."

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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

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