"Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair."

Humor, Genius, Realism, Observation, Skill

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

Anthony Liccione, American Author

Humor, Trust, Mistake, Learning

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

Michael Bassey Johnson, Nigerian Philosopher

Humor, Comedy, Stupidity, Life, Love

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Confusion, Logic, Irony

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

C. JoyBell C., American Author

Humor, Self, Life, Joy

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Humor, Dance, Sex, Judgment

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Women, Needs, Attention

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

Humor, Weight, Warning, Technology

"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."

Agatha Christie, English Writer

Humor, Aging, Appearance, Truth

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

Matshona Dhliwayo, Zimbabwean Philosopher

Humor, Marriage, Change, Responsibility, Life

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

Chuck Palahniuk, American Novelist

Humor, Death, Danger, Irony

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"In any really good subject, one has only to probe deep enough to come to tears."

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"I don't know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it interesting."

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"My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet."

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"I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views."

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"Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue."

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"I had the story, bit by bit, from various people, and, as generally happens in such cases, each time it was a different story."

Time

"When people ask for time, it's always for time to say no. Yes has one more letter in it, but it doesn't take half as long to say."

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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"

"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."

"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."

"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"

Explore more quotes by Edith Wharton

"In any really good subject, one has only to probe deep enough to come to tears."

"I don't know if I should care for a man who made life easy; I should want someone who made it interesting."

"My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet."

"I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views."

"Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue."

"I had the story, bit by bit, from various people, and, as generally happens in such cases, each time it was a different story."

"When people ask for time, it's always for time to say no. Yes has one more letter in it, but it doesn't take half as long to say."

"If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time."

"The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it."

"Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope."