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"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"If you're brighter than a lightning bug, don't show your ass."
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"She watched him for a long moment, an adorably annoyed frown wrinkling her forehead. "You're obnoxious when you're right."
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"The moment you have a self at all, there is a possibility of putting yourself first - wanting to be the centre - wanting to be God, in fact. That was the sin of Satan: and that was the sin he taught the human race. Some people think the fall of man had something to do with sex, but that is a mistake...what Satan put into the heads of our remote ancestors was the idea that they 'could be like Gods' - could set up on their own as if they had created themselves - be their own masters - invent some sort of happiness for themselves outside God, apart from God. And out of that hopeless attempt has come...the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy."
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"Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat."
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"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
Humor
"If you're going to America, bring your own food."
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"If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words."
Nature
"Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."
Self-Awareness
"The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink."
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"Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs."
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"Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat."
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"Andy Warhol made fame more famous."
Creativity
"My favorite animal is steak."
Humor
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