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"I like real problems, the human condition - twisted, darker stuff."

"Surely, serious problems can't be solved just by talking about them."

"Traveling these days has a lot of problems and also it wears you out more."

"You may have numerous answers to your problems, but none can really solve them. Answers are not solutions."

"There are plenty of problems in the world, many of them interconnected. But there is no problem which compares with this central, universal problem of saving the human race from extinction."

"These are national problems that require national solutions."

"Twenty-five years ago, the notion was you could create a general problem-solver software that could solve problems in many different domains. That just turned out to be totally wrong."

"Warmaking doesn't stop warmaking. If it did, our problems would have stopped millennia ago."
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"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted."

"I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

"I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer."

"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."

"Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in."

"New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a place where you're least likely to be bitten by a wild goat."

"The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you."

"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
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