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"When a nation's young men are conservative, its funeral bell is already rung."
"Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men."
"Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course."
"All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot."
"Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties."
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"Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me."
"Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom."
"While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously."
"Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive."
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison."
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded."
"Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
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