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"The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning."
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"I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending."
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"It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television."
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"I had a few fibroids removed, and they left me with a Grand Canyon of scar tissue in my uterus. The doctors weren't sure I'd be able to reproduce. I was prepared for a rough road, and then out of nowhere we conceived."
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"Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo."
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"There were symptoms that I saw, and though I went to many doctors and had many tests, no one diagnosed MS."
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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot."
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"And they talk about their bona fide doctors. They have a list of doctors that signed affidavits from looking at a picture of Terry. That's where they get their information from, by looking at a picture."
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"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."
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"My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round."
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"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver."
Reason
"The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular."
War
"The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most."
People
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
Money
"Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors."
Actor
"You're not famous until my mother has heard of you."
Mother
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
Business
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."
Men
"I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder."
Work
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
Want
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