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"I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight."
"I had a few fibroids removed, and they left me with a Grand Canyon of scar tissue in my uterus. The doctors weren't sure I'd be able to reproduce. I was prepared for a rough road, and then out of nowhere we conceived."
"It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television."
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."
"I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending."
"Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo."
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"Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner."
"More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own."
"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet."
"According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it."
"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets."
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