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Phyllis Diller

"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."

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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

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"Look Beyond Motherhood and Parenting, Focus on the uniqueness of every Child."

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"Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven."

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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."

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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."

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"The point of our demographics is that we're not having as many children and the population is stagnant, if not declining. So without immigration, we're not going to have the population."

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"Our children's children will hear a good story."

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"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."

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"The children of the revolution are always ungrateful, and the revolution must be grateful that it is so."

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"I would have ten children. I think they are the most fascinating, and it's the only thing in the world that hasn't been overrated."

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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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