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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."
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"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."
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"Where you raise your children isn't as important as how you raise your children."
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"Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the glory of parenthood, just as the grandeur of the trees is lost when raking leaves."
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"The hardest part of this whole ordeal is not knowing if your children are getting what they need to survive."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Chance
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Smile
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Children
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