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"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"Gift the children corruption free nation. Happy Children's day."
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"Children dwell in their dreams. Get them the wings and they'll fly."
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"More than Captain America your kids need Amelia Earhart " more than Ant Man, they need Abraham Lincoln - more than Green Arrow they need Gandhi " more than Iron Man they need Isaac Newton."
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"I was like one of those nauseatingly nice children. I was very, very well behaved and boring."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"Most children turn out badly because they have the wrong parental image. This doesn't mean their parents are criminal. It means they are boring and cruel."
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"The first duty to children is to make them happy. If you have not made them so, you have wronged them. No other good they may get can make up for that."
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"I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children."
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"I want the privilege of guiding the arrows of my children and giving them the exhortations that can shoot them into the high place."
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"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Christmas
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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