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Joan Rivers

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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"Religions do a useful thing: they narrow God to the limits of man. Philosophy replies by doing a necessary thing: it elevates man to the plane of God."

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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."

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"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."

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"It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God."

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

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"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."

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"What I did was take the Jesus of the Gospels, the Son of God, the Son of the Virgin Mary, and sought to make Him utterly believable, a vital breathing character."

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"There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way.""

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"Our passionate preoccupation with the sky, the stars, and a God somewhere in outer space is a homing impulse. We are drawn back to where we came from."

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

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"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."
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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."
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"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
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