"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

God, History, Mystery, Present

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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

Samuel Butler, British Poet

God, Work

"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

Francis Bacon, English Philosopher

God, Atheism, Philosophy

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."

Voltaire, French Writer

God,

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

Voltaire, French Writer

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"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."

David Herbert Lawrence, English Writer

God, Humor, Performance, Being

"God's dice always have a lucky roll."

Sophocles, Greek Poet

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"You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements."

William Butler Yeats, Irish Poet

God, Truth, People, Idea

"Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

God, Animals, Being, Disease

"To witness two lovers is a spectacle for the gods."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German Poet

God, Gods, Lovers

"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

Aeschylus, Greek Poet

God, Decency, Man, Mind

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"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

Money

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

Mother

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal."

"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."

"God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."

"God's dice always have a lucky roll."

"You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements."

"Man is an exception, whatever else he is. If he is not the image of God, then he is a disease of the dust. If it is not true that a divine being fell, then we can only say that one of the animals went entirely off its head."

"To witness two lovers is a spectacle for the gods."

"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."

"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."