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"Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!"
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"I was an accomplice in my own frustration."
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"Locals. They'll eventually get out. They're annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it's closed. 'Cause some kid pooped in the water."
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"ZoA, threw up her hands in exasperation. "I hate this language. It changes too often!"
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"By-and-large, these are families that are just waiting to get out of here. They are frustrated; I would be, too. I get frustrated at the cash register counter when the paper runs out."
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"On of the prerequisites for my mobile phone is that I have to be able to fling it at a wall if I lose my temper."
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"I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration."
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"But thinking about it didn't do a thing. Thinking about it was a long dive into a bucket of shit that didn't have a bottom."
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"It wasn't all frustration. I've had a lot of good times with Ferrari as well."
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"I'm angry when we have to use state dollars to fill holes in our low-income heating assistance program because there isn't enough support from Washington."
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"I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy."
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"Their dad was the god of thieves, but they were about a stealthy as water buffalos."
Family


"When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots."
Comfort


"Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing) Piper: Whatever."
Friendship


"It wasn't easy looking dignified wearing a bed sheet and a purple cape."
Humor


"Where his eyes should've been, there was only fire, empty sockets glowing with miniature nuclear explosions."
Horror


"And you, Percy, are my favorite son."
Family


"Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma." Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah... yes. John Green." "Jason Grace.""Whatever," the god said."
Recognition


"You'd think getting chopped into a million pieces and cast into the darkest part of the Underworld would give him a subtle clue that nobody wanted him around."
Danger


"Please!' That word didn't make sense to Nico. The Underworld had no mercy. It only had justice. 'You're already dead,' Nico said. 'You're a ghost with no tongue, no memory. You won't be sharing any secrets."
Justice


"He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife-pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want."
Survival
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