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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."
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"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."
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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."
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"We have actors from other films, from 'Baywatch,' and so on, and these people are looking exactly the opposite of what they are. The transformations were so smooth, and so funny to watch, it was unbelievable."
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"I walked in thinking, 'I have ten movies under my belt and now they want me to go back to making commercials?' I said, if I do that, I want it to be funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."
Love

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Men

"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
Man

"Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up."
Time

"Sex is emotion in motion."
Sex

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
Man

"A man's kiss is his signature."
Kiss

"Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign."
Men

"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it."
Censorship

"It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men."
Life
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