"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

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"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."

Jimi Hendrix, American Musician

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"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

Zora Neale Hurston, American Dramatist

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"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."

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"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

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"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."

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"I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny."

Matthew Vaughn, American Producer

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"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

Keenen Ivory Wayans, American Comedian

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"Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises."

David Ogden Stiers, American Actor

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"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"

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"But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict."

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"Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important."

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"It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead your made for life."

"It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing."

"I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week."

"I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports."

"When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice."

"I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny."

"I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker."

"Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises."

"If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?"

"But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict."

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"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork."

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"Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important."

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."

"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."