"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

Jim Carrey, Canadian Comedian

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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

Isaac Asimov, American Scientist

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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

Thomas Keller, American Celebrity

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"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

Maya Lin, American Architect

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"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

Randy Harrison, American Actor

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"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

Ron Livingston, American Actor

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"Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier."

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"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress."

"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."

"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."

"It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it."

"A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow."

"If I'm in something funny, I like to try and find some kind of serious line in it that people can relate to."

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"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else."

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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired."

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