"Thanks, I muttered and added under my breath, "Douchebag.He laughed, deep and throaty. "Now that's not very ladylike, Kittycat.I whipped around. "Don't ever call me that, I snapped."It's better than calling someone a douchebag, isn't it? He pushed out the door. "This has been a stimulating visit. I'll cherish it for a long time to come.Okay. That was it. "You know, you're right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you, I said, smiling sweetly. "You're a dickhead."A dickhead? he repeated. "How charming.I flipped him off."

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"Thanks, I muttered and added under my breath, "Douchebag.He laughed, deep and throaty. "Now that's not very ladylike, Kittycat.I whipped around. "Don't ever call me that, I snapped."It's better than calling someone a douchebag, isn't it? He pushed out the door. "This has been a stimulating visit. I'll cherish it for a long time to come.Okay. That was it. "You know, you're right. How wrong of me to call you a douchebag. Because a douchebag is too nice of a word for you, I said, smiling sweetly. "You're a dickhead."A dickhead? he repeated. "How charming.I flipped him off."

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