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Erma Bombeck

"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."

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"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."

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Erma Bombeck
"I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: "Checkout Time is 18 years.""

Time

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"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."

Family

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"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other."

Success

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"Children make your life important."

Life

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"A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest."

Friendship

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"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat."

Friendship

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Erma Bombeck
"In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet."

Humor

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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."

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"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."

School

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"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."

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Aberjhani

"Cultural values change with times, unless they are built on an absolute standard of values and virtues. This standard must be afterwards well-guarded and protected."

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Aberjhani

"Even when she had to make some one a present of the kind called 'useful,' when she had to give an armchair or some table-silver or a walking-stick, she would choose 'antiques,' as though their long desuetude had effaced from them any semblance of utility and fitted them rather to instruct us in the lives of the men of other days than to serve the common requirements of our own."

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Aberjhani

"I reserve magick for necessities, a bit like the good china. It has a time and a place, but eating peanut butter sandwiches off it each morning chips and devalues it."

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Aberjhani

"Those that cannot produce ideas often speak with the old proverbs!"

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Aberjhani

"Rare and precious gifts,gold and myrrh and frankincense,to offer a king."

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Aberjhani

"Every generation is inculcated in traditions of prejudice which are encouraged as normal, natural and healthy."

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Aberjhani

"Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave to please themselves, and to mix a little liberally in their feasts the influence of Dionysos, that good deity who restores to younger men their gaiety and to old men their youth...fit to inspire old men with mettle to divert themselves in dancing and music; things of great use, and that they dare not attempt when sober."

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Aberjhani

"Religious ceremonies are of paramount importance in Bali ( an island, don't forget, with seven unpredictable volcanoes on it-you would pray, too)."

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"She has very strong ideas about family - ideas that probably sound kind of sexist to you. She believes all dhampirs should train and put in time as guardians, but that the women should eventually return home to raise their children together.But not the men?No, he said wryly. She thinks men still need to stay out there and kill Strigoi."

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"So when modern-day religious conservatives wax nostalgic about how marriage is a sacred tradition that reaches back into history for thousands of uninterrupted years, they are absolutely correct, but in only one respect-only if they happen to be talking about Judaism."

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