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"Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God."
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"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."
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"God is more interested in your future and your relationships than you are."
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"Leave the rest to the gods."
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"God made man to go by motives, and he will not go without them, any more than a boat without steam or a balloon without gas."
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"We are always on the anvil; by trials God is shaping us for higher things."
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"I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it."
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"Next to God we are nothing. To God we are Everything."
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"I think it pisses God off if you walk by the color purple in a field somewhere and don't notice it."
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"We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's."
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"God made man in his own image, and man returned the favour."
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"Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God."
God
"It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing."
Gay
"People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually."
Men
"I'll not be changing, but America will."
America
"It's difficult to believe in yourself because the idea of self is an artificial construction. You are, in fact, part of the glorious oneness of the universe. Everything beautiful in the world is within you."
Idea
"No-one really feels self-confident deep down becuase it's an artifical idea. Really, people aren't that worried about what you're doing or what you're saying, so you can drift around the world relatively anonymously: you must not feel persucted and examined. Liberate yourself from that idea that people are watching you."
People
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