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"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
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"There is nothing like race, is there?"
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"It was five years since I'd won a race, so I was a bit bewildered."
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"The Afro-American is not a bestial race."
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"Growing up I sometimes imagined that for Christ's return perhaps He would appear as 'Black Jesus' to white people and 'White Jesus' to black people just to screw with the racists."
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"I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race."
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"In the biological sense, race does not exist."
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"A race cannot be purified from without."
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"I started 20 years without missing a race and ESPN started broadcasting on the air waves."
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"The thing about it is, all those races we lost, we won this race together. We won it as a team."
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"She looked out and saw a tall and comely woman beckoning to her. Susannah's first look at Mia in the flesh astounded her, because the chap's mother was *white.* Apparently Odetta-that-was now had a Caucasian side to her personality and how that must frost Detta Walker's racially sensitive butt!"
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"We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours."
Iraq
"It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?"
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"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
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"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
Importance
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
Race
"Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard."
Iraq
"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."
Intelligence
"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
Debate
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
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"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
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