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"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
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"There is nothing like race, is there?"
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"It was five years since I'd won a race, so I was a bit bewildered."
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"The Afro-American is not a bestial race."
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"Growing up I sometimes imagined that for Christ's return perhaps He would appear as 'Black Jesus' to white people and 'White Jesus' to black people just to screw with the racists."
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"I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race."
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"In the biological sense, race does not exist."
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"A race cannot be purified from without."
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"I started 20 years without missing a race and ESPN started broadcasting on the air waves."
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"The thing about it is, all those races we lost, we won this race together. We won it as a team."
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"She looked out and saw a tall and comely woman beckoning to her. Susannah's first look at Mia in the flesh astounded her, because the chap's mother was *white.* Apparently Odetta-that-was now had a Caucasian side to her personality and how that must frost Detta Walker's racially sensitive butt!"
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"Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel."
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"Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger."
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"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral."
Debate
"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."
Change
"No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney."
Old
"Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?"
God
"For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home."
Home
"We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets."
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"There is no off position on the genius switch."
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"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton."
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