top of page
"It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Race quotes

"I think we should all come together, and that race and color or social demographics really don't matter."
Race,

"A 'white' kid that asks too many questions is called 'curious.' A 'black' kid that asks too many questions is called 'forward.'"

"She looked out and saw a tall and comely woman beckoning to her. Susannah's first look at Mia in the flesh astounded her, because the chap's mother was *white.* Apparently Odetta-that-was now had a Caucasian side to her personality and how that must frost Detta Walker's racially sensitive butt!"

"I concentrate on preparing to swim my race and let the other swimmers think about me, not me about them."
Race,

"You don't really want to load up a whole lot, probably anything more than four hours before the race. I needed something to make me feel full, but I certainly didn't want it to make me feel stuffed."
Explore more quotes by David Letterman

"President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either."

"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."

"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag."

"Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno."

"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."

"The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
bottom of page