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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"Well, I was making a record, and I had to choose a name, because they said, you know, you can't make a record under the name of Reg Dwight, because it's never going to - you know, it's not attractive enough."
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"Whatever you do gives you the name it gives."
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"Since you knew they was goin' to cheat you anyway, I recorded under any name with all of 'em."
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"Deep Throat was a very unfortunate name given to the source by the managing editor of The Washington Post."
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"I think they are looking for publicity and they are looking for a name for themselves."
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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
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"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet."
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"I remember a couple of instrumental albums, just don't ask the names."
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"The stuff we did under the name the Rentals got so chaotic."
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"By the early '70s I had gotten reasonable and I started to get in hundreds of groups that rehearsed and never played at all. I mean, the most important thing was to look good and have a great name."
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"I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great."
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"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."
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"Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice."
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"I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time."
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"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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