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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
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"It's been over 15 years since I toured... over 12 years since I did any recording under my own name. I never really intended to take that long of a hiatus."
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"Human beings are the only creatures who are able to behave irrationally in the name of reason."
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"Biblical names are hot again."
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"I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork."
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"I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it."
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"And so with all things: names were vital and important."
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"Rock'n'roll has to be destroyed and rebuilt in my name if it's ever gonna accomplish anything."
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"Yeah, well my name is Bai Ling. That means white spirit, and I really feel like sometimes I'm not existing."
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"Never worry about bad press: All that matters is if they spell your name right."
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"I am in love with Larry David."
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"I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly."
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"My act has always reflected what's going on in my life."
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"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."
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"If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night."
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"I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men."
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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends."
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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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"I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated R."
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