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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"I went for an outrageous form of expressing myself. It seemed to be a way that I could make my name and show that I was somebody."
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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'."
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"We had every kind of audience you could name. Young, old, not-so-old, some older than old, some younger than young: they were there, they were there! There was everything."
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"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them."
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"I used to make up names when I used to catalog my stuff."
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"And I learned a lot from working with this kid, and I think he's gonna be a big star. Remember the name, Tim Dark, because he has something about his voice that's different from all the other rappers, even though his style is similar."
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"Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't."
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"The stuff we did under the name the Rentals got so chaotic."
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"I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else."
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"Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand."
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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."
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"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."
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"I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard."
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"I am in love with Larry David."
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"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."
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"I don't like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV."
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"So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits."
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"That's life when you're on the D-list."
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"No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there."
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