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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"Worry - a God, invisible but omnipotent. It steals the bloom from the cheek and lightness from the pulse; it takes away the appetite, and turns the hair gray."
Moderation
"Without publicity there can be no public support, and without public support every nation must decay."
Politics
"Duty cannot exist without faith."
Faith
"Nationality is the miracle of political independence; race is the principle of physical analogy."
Society
"I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?"
Leadership
"I have brought myself, by long meditation, to the conviction that a human being with a settled purpose must accomplish it, and that nothing can resist a will which will stake even existence upon its fulfillment."
Success
"As a general rule, the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information."
Wisdom
"A consistent soul believes in destiny, a capricious one in chance."
Attitude
"An author who speaks about their own books is almost as bad as a mother who speaks about her own children."
Writing
"London is a modern Babylon."
Politics
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