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William Collins

"I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more."

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"I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more."

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"Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior."
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"Words like feminism or democracy scare me. They are words with barnacles on them, and you can't see what's underneath."
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"Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing."
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"Beloved, till life can charm no more; And mourned, till Pity's self be dead."
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"In numbers warmly pure and sweetly strong."
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