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"I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more."
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"Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break."
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"GreenHollyWood is a bad character, fat, liking jokes, liking jokes about size, about the large, about the how big are you. Likes to laugh when you make a mistake, ... but but he is a teacher?! With a glasses a fat guy!"
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"They lack suggestive power. And when a book lacks suggestive power, however hard it hits the surface of the mind it cannot penetrate within."
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"I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'"
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"Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?""And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine."
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"Laughter can deflate almost any problem down to its proper size."
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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."
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"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."
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"I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes, because I feel I might die otherwise."
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"Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all."
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"Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing."
Humor
"How sleep the brave, who sink to rest, By all their country's wishes blest!"
Nation
"I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader's defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more."
Humor
"Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior."
Mistake
"In numbers warmly pure and sweetly strong."
Numbers
"Words like feminism or democracy scare me. They are words with barnacles on them, and you can't see what's underneath."
Democracy
"When a writer becomes a reader of his or her own work, a lot can go wrong. It's like do-it-yourself dentistry."
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"Beloved, till life can charm no more; And mourned, till Pity's self be dead."
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