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"Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude."
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"Laughter comes later, like wisdom teeth. And laughter at yourself comes last of all in a mad race with death. And sometimes, it isn't in time."
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"Pessimist - one who when he has the choice of two evils chooses both."
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"Pardon my French if you're a religious man.''I am,' Bill said, grinning.'Then get outta my cab and go to fucking church,' the cabbie said, and they both burst out laughing."
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"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country."
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"April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four."
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"Did you hear what I was playing, Lane?I didn't think it polite to listen, sir."
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"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
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"Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude."
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"In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards."
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"Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude."
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"Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it."
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