"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

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"Things remain paranormal, as long as we scientists don't reveal the underlying physical processes."

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"The vitamin, mineral, metal and oil content of the human body drastically alters its reactivity to radiation exposures."

"What is salvation for humans? The answer is simple: Salvation is to perpetuate our existence via science!"

"There are more things in our biology that make us one, than there are to set us apart."

"The universe rings true whenever you fairly test it."

"There can never be a conflict between science and religion, once you understand the spiritual knack of the human brain circuits."

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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