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"I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28."

"My grandmother, she say I shouldn't be playing. I should go to church. Fially, I say I'm going do this, I'm going do it. And she got where she didn't bother me about it."

"I don't want to just preach to the church. I feel like I have a broader message."

"I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot."

"On the day, therefore, when I went to the church to be confirmed, with a number of others, I suffered extremely from the reproaches of my conscience."
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"Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves."


"Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil."


"The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking."


"It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea."


"When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity."


"You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility."


"Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs."
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