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"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
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"I will never be below the title."
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"Scholars will argue with each other about everything."
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"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
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"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
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"Bear the Cross cheerfully and it will bear you."
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"The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer."
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"We can choose to live under the ruler-ship of God or under the ruler-ship of the devil."
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"Florida will be gone altogether, the whole damned place, in not too long."
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"Somebody will always break your records. It is how you live that counts."
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"Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for."
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"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Will

"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death

"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
People

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing

"New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved."
Time

"We're more effective than birth control pills."
Control

"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are your ready?""
Success

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
Time

"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Woman

"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Marriage
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