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"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
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"I will watch everything that Cary Grant did, or Kubrick made or Bergman."
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"It ain't as bad as you think. It will look better in the morning."
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"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself."
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"The ear disapproves but tolerates certain musical pieces; transfer them into the domain of our nose, and we will be forced to flee."
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"You will go most safely in the middle."
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"Prejudices and preferences exist and will continue to. When you learn how to market yourself, you become less of a victim."
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"If your treat an individual... as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be."
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"The world is independent of my will."
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"Cubism is like standing at a certain point on a mountain and looking around. If you go higher, things will look different; if you go lower, again they will look different. It is a point of view."
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"I hold myself to a very high standard, and I hold my contributions to that same high standard. I will not accept any contributions that are illegal, inappropriate or tainted."
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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Woman
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
Marriage
"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."
Democracy
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
Men
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
Death
"Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill."
Happiness
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
Business
"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
Swans
"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
Nothing
"Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do."
Will
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