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"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
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"There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes."
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Personal Development
"The job of a citizen is to keep his mouth open."
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"Our job is only to hold up the mirror - to tell and show the public what has happened."
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"My job as a pollster is to understand what really matters."
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"I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy."
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"A lot of guys spend their lives saying no because it's an easier way to keep your job."
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"It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."
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"I am not one of these guys who works job after job after job."
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"One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring."
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"We've been doing this for 10 years and it's been a hobby for a lot longer than it's been a job."
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"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
Circumstance
"We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin."
Nation
"As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse."
Aging
"Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around."
Television
"My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible."
Humor
"To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life."
Life
"Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing."
Writing
"The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire."
Now
"I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm definitely not religious, and I'm very tired of the preachiness and obsession with other people's behavior characteristic of many religious people in the United States. As far as I could tell, there's nothing preachy about Buddhism. I was in a lot of temples, and I still don't know what Buddhists believe, except that at one point Kunio said 'If you do bad things, you will be reborn as an ox.'This makes as much sense to me as anything I ever heard from, for example, the Reverend Pat Robertson."
Religion
"Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?"
Society
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