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Jonathan Carroll

"It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them."

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"It's always fun to walk down the street with or behind a really beautiful woman, for no reason other than to see how the world reacts to them."

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"I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go."

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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."

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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."

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"Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed."

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"I'm one of those writers who tends to be really good at making outlines and sticking to them. I'm very good at doing that, but I don't like it. It sort of takes a lot of the fun out."

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"A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

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"I have so much fun on stage that I should have to pay to get in."

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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."

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"Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings."
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"Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?"
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"People who truly love us can be divided into two categories: those who understand us, and those who forgive us our worst sins. Rarely do you find someone capable of both."
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"You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip."
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"The Viennese wash everything. Where else in the world does the government hire public servants to wash public telephone booths and the glass over traffic lights? Every time I see someone doing these things, I smile like a child."
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"Krakow is one of my favorite places on earth. It is a medieval city full of young people. A wonderful, striking combination."
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"In Poland, my audience is all women between 18 and 30. At U.S. conventions, you have the fantasy and science fiction crowd. At Harvard you have an entirely different audience. It's so schizophrenic."
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"When I was in college, I was the editor of the literary magazine and insisted neither the editors nor the writers be specifically identified-only our student numbers appeared on the title page. I love that idea and still do."
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"May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world."
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"Very often I'll find out at the end of a book what I put in at the beginning. A sort of process of elimination and discovery in one."
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