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"Animals outline their territories with their excretions, humans outline their territories by ink excretions on paper."
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"Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends."

"Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old."

"They are the most fascinating, intelligent, resourceful, adaptable animals I have ever seen. Grizzlies are a real symbol of true wildness."

"Brute animals have the vowel sounds; man only can utter consonants."

"The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation."
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"Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul."


"Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves."


"Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals."


"Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary. There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than in all the fables of the Church."
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