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Bill Bryson

"When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression."

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"When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression."

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"I write to express my love for the humanity."

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"It's so easy to be a poetand so hard to be a man."

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"The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth."

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"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."

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"Express your feelings, no matter what. Make your every word beautiful, bright, and lovely. Make your every thought creative, caring, and lively."

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"Stars don't need words to be heard, their beauty speaks for them."

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"Dance to the music of your soul."

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"Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar, and daub the wall of a jakes with him. All cheer for Shakespearean insults."

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"He seemed like the sort to have a vast arsenal of smirks, shaped over a decade of nonverbal conversation."

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"Imagine trying to live in a world dominated by dihydrogen oxide, a compound that has no taste or smell and is so variable in its properties that it is generally benign but at other times swiftly lethal. Depending on its state, it can scald you or freeze you. In the presence of certain organic molecules it can form carbonic acids so nasty that they can strip the leaves from trees and eat the faces off statuary. In bulk, when agitated, it can strike with a fury that no human edifice could withstand. Even for those who have learned to live with it, it is an often murderous substance. We call it water."
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"Mr. Schlubb, the pear-shaped PE teacher, sent us all out to run half a dozen laps around a preposterously enormous cinder track. For the Greenwood kids-all of us white, marshmallowy, innately unphysical, squinting unfamiliarly in the bright sunshine-it was a shock to the system of an unprecedented order."
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"You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 10^18 joules of potential energy-enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point."
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"And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. One little beer's not going to hurt ya. You haven't had a drink for three years. You can handle it.'" He looked at me again. "You know?"I nodded."Caught me when I was vulnerable. You know, when I was still breathing."
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"They talk about big skies in the western United States, and they may indeed have them, but you have never seen such lofty clouds, such towering anvils, as in Iowa in July."
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"You don't need a science degree to understand about science. You just need to think about it."
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"Physics is really nothing more than a search for ultimate simplicity, but so far all we have is a kind of elegant messiness."
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