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"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
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"They never fail who die in a great cause."
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"Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement."
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"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."
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"For these cultures, getting rid of the pain without addressing the deeper cause would be like shutting off a fire alarm while the fire's still going."
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"We are all ready to be savage in some cause. The difference between a good man and a bad one is the choice of the cause."
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"So inscrutable is the arrangement of causes and consequences in this world, that a two-penny duty on tea, unjustly imposed in a sequestered part of it, changes the condition of all its inhabitants."
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"A cause that only serves me is much like a door on the edge of a cliff, it doesn't open to anywhere good."
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"As much purity one has within, his external circumstances will be that much more favorable. As much impurity there is within, there will be a corresponding amount of unfavorable external circumstances."
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"I wanted to cause trouble, but I know now it stays with you."
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"Don't speak of action [effect]. Don't serve the action [effect]. It is a result. But serve the causes [do the causes]. Nothing will be achieved unless you serve the cause."
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"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese."
Family
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough."
Army
"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
Music
"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
Hair
"I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it."
Military
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
Father
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."
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