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"I was born nine months premature."
Months
"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
Girlfriend
"I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road."
Driving
"At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?"
Country
"A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Information
"I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time."
Time
"After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride."
Cause
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
Performance
"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
Weather
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"They never fail who die in a great cause."
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Personal Development
"Every man is a creative cause of what happens, a primum mobile with an original movement."
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Personal Development
"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."
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Personal Development
"Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators."
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Personal Development
"Witticisms please as long as we keep them within boundaries, but pushed to excess they cause offense."
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Personal Development
"The intellectuals' chief cause of anguish are one another's works."
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Personal Development
"I wish I had the billions of dollars that George Soros has that he has used to fund Democratic causes in the past."
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Personal Development
"Cause I won't repeat myself, the way I dress and look."
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Personal Development
"For the cause that lacks assistance, the wrong that needs resistance, for the future in the distance, and the good that I can do."
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Personal Development
"The rigid cause themselves to be broken; the pliable cause themselves to be bound."
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Personal Development
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