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Jack Kerouac

"I'd rather be thin than famousbut I'm fatpaste that in your broadway show."

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Jack Kerouac
"A pain stabbed my heart as it did every time I saw a girl I loved who was going the opposite direction in this too-big world."
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"Maybe that's what life is... a wink of the eye and winking stars."
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Jack Kerouac
"Mankind is like dogs, not gods - as long as you don't get mad they'll bite you - but stay mad and you'll never be bitten. Dogs don't respect humility and sorrow."
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Jack Kerouac
"All human beings are also dream beings. Dreaming ties all mankind together."
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Jack Kerouac
"It is not my fault that certain so-called bohemian elements have found in my writings something to hang their peculiar beatnik theories on."
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Jack Kerouac
"The stars are fixed in rooftops like ink."
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Jack Kerouac
"Way far back in the beginning of the world was the whirlwind warning that we could all be blown away like chips and cry- Men with tired eyes realize it now, and wait to deform and decay- with maybe they have the power of love yet in their hearts just the same, I just don't know what that word means anymore- All I want is an ice cream cone."
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Jack Kerouac
"He and I suddenly saw the whole country like an oyster for us to open; and the pearl was there, the pearl was there."
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Jack Kerouac
"Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub."
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"Look at that party the other night. Everybody wanted to have a good time and tried real hard but we all woke up the next day feeling sorta sad and separate."

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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"I'm trying to remember how you tell the time by looking at the sun." -"I should leave it for a while, it's too bright to see the numbers at the moment."

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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."

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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."

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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."

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