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"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
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"When men reject reason, they have no means left for dealing with one another - except brute, physical force."
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"Experience is in the fingers and the head. The heart is inexperienced."
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"And they that rule in England, in stately conclaves met, alas, alas for England they have no graves as yet."
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"I believe the term is 'eminent domain.'Ah, yes. That means 'theft by the government."
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"There is no single truth in a world ruled by many political parties."
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"Political or military commentators, like astrologers, can survive almost any mistake, because their more devoted followers do not look to them for an appraisal of the facts but for the stimulation of nationalistic loyalties."
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"Democracy is good, but it is not good for an uneducated dogmatic society. Often, that society does not know how to choose wisely."
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"If you have to say or do something controversial, aim so that people will hate that they love it and not love that they hate it."
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"Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong."
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"A country that publicly threatens to completely destroy another nation should not be surprised when a preemptive surprise attack occurs from that nation and their allies."
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"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
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"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
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"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
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"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
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"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
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"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
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"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics

"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
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"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
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