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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
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"I did it,... I talked to Stephen King in a dream... not once but twice in two dreams. - As far from here I can tell you it's awesome... I did it... I jerkoff on a dream... dreaming that I'm jerking off.... I did it... I fucked a girl in a dream!"
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"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
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"Dreaming pleasantly is spiritual."
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"World peace, true love, and happily-ever-afters amount to wasted wishes, failed endeavors, and most precious dreams."
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"You want to fly? Find an art and watch it carefully!"
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"I will pursue the dream, no matter how long it takes to fulfil it."
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"I will never give up on my dreams. I have the patient to wait and work hard for its fulfillment."
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"Every dream is a butterfly flying in the garden we call life in search of flowers of success and happiness."
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"Every great dream, meet an opposing views. The certainty within our spirit made the dream reality."
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"Embrace the possibility of a fulfilled dream."
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"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
Car
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me."
Funny
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."
Time
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
Fish
"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."
Saying
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Girlfriend
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