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Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

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"I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me. I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams."

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"Everything happens because of dreams."

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"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

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"Dream big! There is no limit to what you can achieve."

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"You have to dig deep in yourself to dream. You have to close your eyes to see."

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"Night is the time to dream and morning is the time to actualize them!"

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Akshay Vasu

"It is one of the blessings of this world that few people see visions and dream dreams."

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"It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream."

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"Sadly, I put my dreams to bed long before they ever had the chance to get tired."

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"We should be dreaming. We grew up as kids having dreams, but now we're too sophisticated as adults, as a nation. We stopped dreaming. We should always have dreams."

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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
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"I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before."
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"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
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