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Mitch Hedberg

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."

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"People's real hopes and dreams can be distorted and misdirected and packaged until you're not sure what you really want or what you even really need."

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"When question arise Dream or not to dream Always dream."

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"An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world."

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"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."

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"I had the most beautiful dream, and then I fell asleep in your arms and my dream turned lovelier still."

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"Doing Shakespeare in the Park has always been a dream. Everyone else says Hamlet, but I want to play Romeo."

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"I dream a lot. I do more painting when I'm not painting. It's in the subconscious."

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Akiroq Brost

"There's always going to be dreams and goals I have, but I never really tell people what they are."

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