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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"I know my corn plants intimately, and I find it a great pleasure to know them."
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"We made a demand for the the same wage rates to be paid in the Canadian plants as in the U.S. plants."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
Fun
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
Friendship
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
Word
"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people."
People
"I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that... day."
Day
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