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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
Dream
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
Wrong
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
"I used to do drugs. I still do drugs. But I used to, too."
Drugs
"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
Cause
"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky."
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"We made a demand for the the same wage rates to be paid in the Canadian plants as in the U.S. plants."
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"I know my corn plants intimately, and I find it a great pleasure to know them."
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Personal Development
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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