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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"We made a demand for the the same wage rates to be paid in the Canadian plants as in the U.S. plants."
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"I know my corn plants intimately, and I find it a great pleasure to know them."
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"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
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"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people."
People
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."
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"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling
"Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes."
People
"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
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"I'd like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart."
People
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
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"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
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"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."
People
"I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle."
Water
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