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"When you listen to Christian radio stations - and there are thousands of them now in the United States - and when you listen to Christian television networks - and there are thousands of Christian television shows across the country - they are all politically right."
"Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!"
"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Texas."
"Only let the North exert as much moral influence over the South, as the South has exerted demoralizing influence over the North, and slavery would die amid the flame of Christian remonstrance, and faithful rebuke, and holy indignation."
"Here's the simplest answer: Within weeks, the disciples proclaimed the resurrection of Jesus Christ, that He had been bodily raised from the dead and appeared to them."
"For centuries many of the world's distinguished philosophers have assaulted Christianity as being irrational, superstitious and absurd."
Explore more quotes by Stephen Leacock
"A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better."
"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."
"Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult."
"Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it."
"The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine."
"Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect."
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