"Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me."

Day, Hygiene

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"Prayer: the key of the day and the lock of the night."

Thomas Fuller, English Clergyman

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"Let us develop the resources of our land, call forth its powers, build up its institutions, promote all its great interests, and see whether we also, in our day and generation, may not perform something worthy to be remembered."

W. Somerset Maugham, British Playwright

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"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"

George Carlin, American Comedian

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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."

Tennessee Williams, American Dramatist

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"There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators."

Will Rogers, American Actor

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"My greatest day is yet to come. Of all the things that I've accomplished, my greatest day is yet to come. But it will never come if I don't pursue it."

Alexander O'Neal, American Musician

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"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Laughter is day, and sobriety is night; a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both, more bewitching than either."

Henry Ward Beecher, American Clergyman

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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."

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"I was listening to the first record the other day, and it sounds remarkably contemporary."

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"If you've got a talent, protect it."

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"There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'"

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"It's hard for anybody who's been with me not to feel starved for affection when I'm making love to my ideas. Maybe it's not meant for me to settle down and be married."

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"Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority."

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"I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny."

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"What I have in common with the character in 'Truman' is this incredible need to please people. I feel like I want to take care of everyone and I also feel this terrible guilt if I am unable to. And I have felt this way ever since all this success started."

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"I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work."

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"I want to be the greatest actor that ever lived, frankly. I'd love that. But I don't need to be. I just want to be here. That's it."

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"Life is an ordeal, albeit an exciting one, but I wouldn't trade it for the good old days of poverty and obscurity."

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"Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them."

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