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Larry David

"Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy."

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"Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy."

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"The surest guide to the correctness of the path that women take is joy in the struggle. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed."

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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."

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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."

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"Alas, I am a woman friendless, hopeless!"

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"I hate women because they always know where things are."

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"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."

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"I got quite bored, serving in the bar. Since I was there, the customers wouldn't talk about women, and with half their subject matter denied them, it was: horses, silence; horses, silence."

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"In our society, the women who break down barriers are those who ignore limits."

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"He's 85 and he's met another woman. Still, at 85, why ever not?"

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Amber Hurdle

"We found that just by the way we stood, affected women dramatically, and if you look at our show, you'll see that we always stood with our legs open our fists on hips and our bat bulges forward, which had a profound effect on women!"

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"Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish."
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