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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian."

"Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!"

"I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me."

"There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out."

"I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized."

"Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad."
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