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"What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?"

"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."
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"We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."

"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."

"We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales."

"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."

"Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling."

"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."
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