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Yakov Smirnoff

"I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter."

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"I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter."

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"Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune; all these are names of the one and selfsame God."

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"What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?"

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"God is a metaphor for that which trancends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple as that."

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"Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke."

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"Teach him to think for himself? Oh, my God, teach him rather to think like other people!"

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"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

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"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."

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"We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel."
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"Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection."
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"When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter."
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"We have a choice - we can both think and feel, using our heads and our hearts."
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"Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list."
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"We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we've heard in fairy tales."
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"I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering."
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"I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter."
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"Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling."
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"In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One."
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