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"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
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"I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing."

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"I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'"

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."
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"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."

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"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."

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"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
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