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"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"
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"In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it."
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