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"Working is hard and distracts from having fun."
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Personal Development

"It's fun to sing sad songs. And it's fun to listen to sad songs. Enjoyable. Satisfying. Something."
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"Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks."
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"It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified."
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"It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget."
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"What's funny about Jesus' Son is that I never even wrote that book, I just wrote it down. I would tell these stories and people would say, You should write these things down."
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"Tell me that the purpose of life is to have fun, and without a care in the world I'll begin wreaking havoc on everything I pass. Now that's what I call pure, honest fun."
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"Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion."
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"Those are fun, especially if they're going to shoot them in four weeks, because you know they're not going to mess with anything you do, so it can be very imaginative."
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"Usually bad guys are much more fun to play and much more interesting to watch."
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"People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people."
Design

"People read things into my commercials that don't even exist."
People

"AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap."
Argument

"I don't always want my opinion known. What little privacy I have left I'd like to maintain."
Opinion

"I certainly feel that an adult woman has a right to determine what happens to her life and body."
Life

"I'm in a business where no one cares about anything except how well your last collection sold."
Business

"If you really love someone and care about him, you can survive many difficulties."
Love

"I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear."
Friendship

"I've met people who didn't even know there was a Calvin Klein; they thought it was just the name of a product."
Thought

"When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!"
Hope
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