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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes."

"A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking."

"Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind."

"The mind gets distracted in all sorts of ways. The heart is its own exclusive concern and diversion."

"The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think."
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