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"Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you."
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"A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested."
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"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
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"I always try to keep a pretty conservative demeanor on the court."
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"I am a conservative and proud of it."
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"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others."
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"It has become more acceptable to describe yourself as a conservative, but not everyone who uses that term about themselves really is truly conservative."
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"Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them."
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"I think Tierney is also more libertarian than he is conservative in the conventional sense."
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"You know, I'm a Republican, I'm a Conservative, I voted for George Bush."
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"A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt."
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"Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better."
Work
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them."
Brother
"Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face."
People
"I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there."
Love
"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People
"Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now."
America
"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
Learning
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
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