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"Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you."
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"But I came from a conservative Republican background."
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"I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game."
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"In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove that one by the minute."
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"Small-business customers are very conservative and very cheap. We don't have to explain ourselves for the most part."
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"I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up."
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"I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on."
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"Vote Labor and you build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them."
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"And truly, when you look at the Constitution and our founding fathers and their writings, the things that made this country great, you might draw those conclusions: That they were conservative. They were fiscally conservative and socially conservative."
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"I was wholeheartedly attracted to the conservative atmosphere that permeated the city of Washington."
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"I'm a compassionate conservative."
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"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
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"Nothing's funny about someone who's successful."
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"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
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"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People

"I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there."
Love

"That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment."
Work

"When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off."
Time

"Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now."
America

"There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it."
Learning

"I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated."
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