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"Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you."
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"But I came from a conservative Republican background."
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"I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up."
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"The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions."
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"Conservation is an American value, and it is lacking from this bill."
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"I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on."
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"The president does not have any obligation to make a consensus appointment here. What the president's obligation is, is to pick a judicial conservative, and I believe that's what he's gonna do."
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"I came to Washington with a pledge to be a fiscally conservative."
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"A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth."
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"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
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"The reason that conservative talk radio works is because there is an audience for it."
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"People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are."
People
"I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian."
Life
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Woman
"Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with."
Comedy
"I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid."
Care
"Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make."
Money
"As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything."
Government
"When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show."
Honor
"When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot."
Losing
"Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better."
Work
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