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Erma Bombeck

"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."

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"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."

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"I love the magic of a hot bath, how time pauses and every grievance melts away."

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"Nothing in this world compares to the comfort and security of having someone just hold your hand."

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"On a grim and dismal day that shattered my last ounce of confidence, I broke down and whimpered, "I'm awful and hideous and incompetent and boring and utterly useless. And then you grinned at me and said, "That's okay."

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"When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots."

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"When words can't make it better, hold my hand and don't let go."

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"You must never forget these three things when you have comfort: enjoy it, but with care; let it be truly relevant to lives as a true service to God; and leave noble and lasting footprints with it that will inspire, bring relief and serve as a lasting epitome of goodness to your next generation!"

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"They were with him, and for that little while the darkness was kind."

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"Give mea pillow of strongever-dependable shouldersthat i can bury my head in."

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"Authentic people are so comfortable in their own skins they make us more comfortable in our own."

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Amber Hurdle

"The Lord is my comfort, my hope and my peace."

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Erma Bombeck
"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."

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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."

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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."

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"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."

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"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."

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"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."

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"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."

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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."

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