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"No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick."
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"The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others."
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"You can't comfort the afflicted with afflicting the comfortable."
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"If you've ever been homesick, or felt exiled from all the things and people that once defined you, you'll know how important welcoming words and friendly smiles can be."
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"On a grim and dismal day that shattered my last ounce of confidence, I broke down and whimpered, "I'm awful and hideous and incompetent and boring and utterly useless. And then you grinned at me and said, "That's okay."
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"The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life."
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"There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer."
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"It is in the coldest months that hugs linger snug, and they warm the soul the most."
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"Nobody objected to live in prisonif already felt comfortable living in it."
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"Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable."
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"I tell my staff, we're riding a tour bus around, and we're going to stop and look at some weird stuff - but we're taking our viewers around safely. They're just looking out the window at it. I'm trying to create a sense of comfort for my center audience."
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Explore more quotes by Erma Bombeck
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is."
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"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."
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"Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely."
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"There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
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"Never order food in excess of your body weight."
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"When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911."
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"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
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"Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother."
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
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"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."
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