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"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"
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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

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"If I know I have everything prepared for when I get killed by a stalker, then I can go to sleep."

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"I love playing the vamp, and I get sent out for a lot of that stuff, maybe because I do it well."

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"When you're 22 or 23, you think the world revolves around you, and I felt that way for a long time. But I just turned 30, and I love it! You realize, 'Whoa, baby, you ain't all that.' And you're not! You're just a woman out there doing something she loves."

"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"
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