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Ryan Stiles

"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."

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"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."

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Amber Hurdle

"What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step."

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"There is no evil in the atom; only in men's souls."

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"Following the war in Europe a large increase of European immigration to the United States is to be expected, of which the largest part is and always has been made up of men skilled in farming."

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"A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

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"What I think we can do is help individuals understand the church teaching, but also maybe help the church understand the viewpoint of lay men and women about what they want in regard to priests, or how do they want the hierarchy to deal with them?"

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"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."

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"Such discoveries have led me, and other geologists, to reconsider the evidence previously derived from caves brought forward in proof of the high antiquity of Man."

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"I believe that a man is the strongest soldier for daring to die unarmed."

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"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

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"I would gladly admit women are superior to men if only they would stop trying to be the same as us."

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"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
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"Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana."
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"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
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"If I were like your mother, I would be a woman."
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"Never trust sheep."
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"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
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"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
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"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
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"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
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