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"Civilized society is perpetually menaced with disintegration through this primary hostility of men towards one another."

"The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough."

"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"
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"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."


"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."


"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
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