top of page
.png){kind=small}
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Chores quotes
"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
Explore more quotes by Erma Bombeck
"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'."
"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
bottom of page