"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"

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"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"

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"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"

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"In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some."

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