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"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"
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"Parents provide their children with genes as well as an environment, so the fact that talkative parents have kids with good language skills could simply mean that and that the same genes that make parents talkative make children articulate."
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"I think children learn from example. I don't believe in raising them in an authoritative atmosphere."
"I am certain that the Lord, who notes the fall of a sparrow, looks with compassion upon those who have been called upon to part, even temporarily, from their precious children."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters."
"Instead of needing lots of children, we need high-quality children."
"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
"The fight for justice against corruption is never easy. It never has been and never will be. It exacts a toll on our self, our families, our friends, and especially our children. In the end, I believe, as in my case, the price we pay is well worth holding on to our dignity."
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