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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."
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"But, you know, there's still an argument, there's still ten states that outlaw premarital sex, and many more states where adultery is still outlawed and a crime."
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"As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin."
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"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor."
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"Sex and drugs and rock and roll."
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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."
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"Sex appeal is not on purpose."
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"I would never know how to sell myself as a sex symbol. That's not how I'm programmed."
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"All the songs we do are basically about one of three things: booze, sex or rock n roll."
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"The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Growing up
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
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