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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
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"Well I think people think sex is controversial. Not always, but certainly it's something to be discussed."
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"When it comes to sex, no pairing is beyond belief."
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"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."
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"But if our sex would but well consider and rationally ponder, they will perceive and find that it is neither words nor place that can advance them, but worth and merit."
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"Well, it's 15 years since Sex, Lies And Videotape, and if you hang around long enough you're having the same arguments with just a new set of people every few years and it gets boring."
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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."
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"Okay we both know... what happens... with sex... different places... different time... different date... different rooms... the biatch is still bitchy.... very bitchy as pitchy.... The agony - DOOOOOO YOU FEEL IT?- wE JUST PREDICTED THE FUTURE!"
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"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got."
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"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
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"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
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"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
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"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
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"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
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"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
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