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"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
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"Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk about forever."
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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."
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"Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it."
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"When coming to sex: First served, first come."
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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery."
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"A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute Other, what does the most recent development in topology allow us to posit?"
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"Sex and love represent one of the numerous absurdities and hopeless incongruences demarking human nature. A person whom only seeks out sex and eschews love will live a barren existence. Sex without love is a brute display of physical reproductive capacity. Sex is not a worthless or stupid activity when it forms a cog in a loving and affectionate relationship. Sex and love might not make the world go round, but when joined they make it a better place to live in."
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"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
Old
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
Chance
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