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"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
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"I did it,... I talked to Stephen King in a dream... not once but twice in two dreams. - As far from here I can tell you it's awesome... I did it... I jerkoff on a dream... dreaming that I'm jerking off.... I did it... I fucked a girl in a dream!"
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"Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake."
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"Dreaming pleasantly is spiritual."
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"Is safety the 'dream' that will kill all of my other 'dreams?' For the truth is, no 'real' dream is safe."
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"World peace, true love, and happily-ever-afters amount to wasted wishes, failed endeavors, and most precious dreams."
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"You want to fly? Find an art and watch it carefully!"
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"I will pursue the dream, no matter how long it takes to fulfil it."
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"I will never give up on my dreams. I have the patient to wait and work hard for its fulfillment."
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"Every dream is a butterfly flying in the garden we call life in search of flowers of success and happiness."
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"Every great dream, meet an opposing views. The certainty within our spirit made the dream reality."
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"I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor."
Movies
"I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character."
Character
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
Internet
"More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn't even know they had."
Chance
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
Land
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid."
Being
"I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted to stop him and say, 'Dude.'"
Debate
"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."
People
"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
Death
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over."
Amusement
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